I could taste the salt on her lips, each kiss like a summer wave breaking on an empty beach.” ―“ Untitled” by Michael Faudet Another example of Eliot’s latent dirty verse is in his poem The Triumph of Bullsh*t . The Oxford English Dictionary cites the poem, which was not published during Eliot’s lifetime, as the first use of the word “bullsh*t.” It ends with the following stanza: stretching the truth within her shallow actions stealing grims scythe reaping the benefits exposed from wounds she created while shredding the scab upon others preying on the weakness of those she infected brainwashing the ignorant spreading her diseased mind with every breath exhaled polluting the atmosphere with the stenchof uncleanliness excusing the disgusting behaviour as being allergic to latrine products while judging and bashing others who staypositive and live under the light of a brightfuture dragging them down suffocating themunder her jealousy encouraging failure flatlining their motivation whispering commands into their ear verbally melting their self esteem uponresistance pulling the reigns on their vocal cords Coming together it is easier to work after our bodies meet paper and pen neither care nor profit whether we write or not but as your body moves under my hands charged and waiting we cut the leash you create me against your thighs hilly with images moving through our word countries my body writes into your flesh the poem you make of me. ” ― “ Recreation” by Audre Lorde So fierce is the passion that burns within my heart, a raging forest fire, unstoppable and consuming.” ― “ Untitled” by Michael Faudet"

Dirty Poetry From Mind of Ivan L. Moody - Goodreads Dirty Poetry From Mind of Ivan L. Moody - Goodreads

Five Finger Death Punch Front Man Ivan Moody teams with watercolor illustrator Blake Armstrong to bring Ivan's twisted poetry to life!Known for his long narrative poem the Metamorphoses, Ovid is one of the best writers in all of Latin literature. His mastery of the elegiac couplet is unparalleled, and his writing greatly influenced everyone from J.M.W. Turner to Miguel de Cervantes. But who knew he was kind of a perv? Ovid's first completed book of poetry, Amores , is a poetic account of a love affair with a high-class lady named Corinna. Here is a selection from that book's In Summer’s Heat:

Dirty Limericks | Best Jokes and Puns - BabaMail Dirty Limericks | Best Jokes and Puns - BabaMail

A selection of funny rude and dirty poems which range from the mildly titillating to the frankly obscene. Some of the poems are sexual, anatomical or scatological in nature, or on occasion all three. The poems are not suitable for miners, street sweepers or submariners, nor indeed for left-wing Guardian reading militant feminists. Rude Poems For true romantics—or conniving contemporary shepherds—there is still a wealth of persuasive, loving examples to choose from, as well as poets turning their rhetoric toward an argument for intimacy. Those seeking traditional carpe diem poems, sonnet sequences, aubades or more contemporary meditations on seduction or passion, might look at the following:Very few people in this world will understand why this hit me so hard, but I am of the firm and unwavering belief that anyone who sells drugs should be tried and convicted for murder most foul first degree no reprieve. You come to fetch me from my work to-night When supper’s on the table, and we’ll see If I can leave off burying the white Soft petals fallen from the apple tree (Soft petals, yes, but not so barren quite, Mingled with these, smooth bean and wrinkled pea;) And go along with you ere you lose sight, Of what you came for and become like me, Slave to a springtime passion for the earth. How Love burns through the Putting in the Seed On through the watching for that early birth When, just as the soil tarnishes with weed, The sturdy seedling with arched body comes Shouldering its way and shedding the earth crumbs.” — “ Putting in the Seed” by Robert Frost offended. For those who are easily confused, there are online dictionaries galore which will provide suitable (although sometimes self-referential) definitions of cottaging, frottaging, dogging, tea bagging and many more sexual deviancies. More Rude and Dirty Poems Nailing down the best erotic poetry is difficult because preferences and tastes vary so greatly from person to person. This is great news! It means we have a variety of erotic poems to read that maximize and diversify our concept of sexiness. You are the one I am lit for. Come with your rod that twists and is a serpent. I am the bush. I am burning I am not consumed.” — “ To A Dark Moses” by Lucille Clifton